Well I’m a regular guy having a regular time
with a regular bro on our regular show
Doin’ regular things, hey baby dontcha know?
We’ll have a regular thing if you go with the flow...
I’m an adventurous guy having adventure time
With adventurous gals making adventurous rhymes
An adventurous quest, you know that it’s the best
Let’s have adventurous times, there ain’t no time to rest.
Well I was travelin’ out to the land of Ooo
‘Cause my heart was beatin’ at the thought of you
But then I stepped in a crack and ended up right here
In the parks department in a really odd year.
So I made the best of my really strange trip
Fell for a cutie barista, but man was that a rip
‘Cause she totally ditched me for some dumb jock drip
On the day that I reopened that dimensional rift...
AND THEN THEY DESCENDED BY OTHERWORLDLY DEVICE,
BOTH DEATH AND A MONARCH WHO WAS MADE OF ICE
ONE WISHED TO WRESTLE ME WITH NAUGHT BUT HIS ARM
THE OTHER ONE SIMPLY WISHED TO CAUSE ME BODILY HARM
AS HE SNUGGLED WITH A PENGUIN WHICH WAS RATHER ODD
THEN DEATH CHALLENGED ME LOUDLY IN A VOICE NOT UNLIKE GOD...
"I HAMBONE IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, YOU CUR...
AND DEMAND YOUR LIFE IF YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, GOOD SIR"
SO TURNED TO HIM, AND SAID...
Let’s solve this one with...
Well if we have have a regular time with our adventure show
We’ll get mathematical under the stars you know
At a radical park where everyday is a bet
With our stretchy dog bestie and our talking TV set!