Tim Horton’s in hand, I’m the man
Don’t matter at all that my band’s a sham (F: SEX BO-BOMB!)
Penniless and broke?
Psh, what a joke...
That’s totally cool when you got my swag
So what if bread makes you fat?
I’m down with that
I burn calories when I throw down with cats
Who can’t take that I, a Canadian guy,
Have the guts and the charisma to date some fly
American girl with the rainbow colored hair
Who had a sexy phase, and likes black underwear.
Vegan Superman’s a joke; one gelato and he choked
Pair of twins, don’t make me laugh
Hipster pirate? Hipster trash.
Macho movie star? A punk.
Music Mogul Boss? He’s sunk!
Rockstar ex still in my heart? Pretty glad that we’re apart!
Oh and there’s that Asian high school girl in my life
Not quite sure how to tell her that I’m seeing someone else...
Not now Knives...I’m in the middle of a song
OMFG ZOMBIES WITH A BASEBALL BAT (M:I thought I just told you...)